You Can't Always Rely on Duct Tape

To "keep a good head on your shoulders" you sometimes need more than just duct tape...or perhaps, you just need more duct tape!

Gravity wins. Gravity always wins.

The leg-work is impressive. The arms seem naturally positioned.

The direction is admittedly downhill and more or less in the direction of the stable.

But the point at which the head joins the neck?...a horror.

Little children, turn away.

It is generally hoped that the second biggest star will lead this poor pilgrim on his way to Bethlehem to an Emergi-Clinic along the way.