Never eat a lunch of Cheetoes!
The begining of such consumption should provide sufficient warning as to how the experiment is going to end.
The middle part should indicate to you that you have gone too far to turn back.
The end will provide ample evidence that the catastrophe is complete.
And remember, there is no one there with you to:
* Find a tissue.
* Pull out a "Wet One."
* Tell you when you have finally rid yourslf of your orange mustache.
(The unnatural orange coloration will disappear from your fingertips in approximately 24 hours. The re-sale value on your car will be lessened by several hundred dollars because of all the orange stains on surfaces of its interior.)
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